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World of Warcraft Dismounting Addon MountHelper

March 20th, 2009 | Category: Funny, Offense, World of Warcraft

This is my first WoW addon specifically designed to annoy people in the grand tradition of OfficeWarfare. Now most of us know someone who plays World of Warcraft, some of us probably play it for that matter. And hopefully most of you reading this have a healthy desire to annoy your friends that play WoW. If you do you have come to the right place. MountHelper an addon written by yours truly is specifically designed to annoy people who play WoW.

All you do is copy the files in the zip (see below) to a persons WoW installation folder under Interface\AddOns. Then when they log in to play WoW they will be greeted by a big fat nothing different. But what they don’t know is that silently in the background MountHelper is rolling the dice and if they loose the toss (~.5%) they will be dismounted with no indication as to why. Now I intentionally made the percent low so that it wont happen often. But I am looking forward to the time when your friend gets dismounted while farming on their epic mount from WAY to high up to survive.

One other thing in the interest of full disclosure because I would never want anyone to say I sneak extra stuff into my code, when your friend is dismounted they will join the OfficeWarfare channel in WoW and announce, “Dismounted by MountHelper” the idea being those of us that know about it can join that channel and chuckle as people get dismounted.

That is all there is to it, enjoy.

MountHelper (ZIP)

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Jello Desk

May 08th, 2008 | Category: Funny, Offense

This particular attack does not have to use jello but it is possibly most well known for the use of it with Jello in the television show the Office.  Basically in this attack you take all the items on a persons desk and wrap them in something like aluminum foil or suspend them in Jello.  This obviously works best if the person is out of the office for a day.  Further please don’t suspend electronic equipment in Jello, or if you do don’t blame me when it no longer works. 

If you do this to one of your co-workers send in a snapshot of it.

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Boo The Game

April 25th, 2008 | Category: Funny

So apparently small children find Boo to be an amusing game.  Because of this I had a request to turn boo into a game instead of a tool for annoyance.  You ask and so you receive.  Here it is Boo The Game.  Run away from Boo as long as you can, as time passes more Boos are created and they get faster.  Have Fun!

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FakeTop

April 21st, 2008 | Category: Funny, Offense, Tool

Welcome back to work everyone, hope you had a good weekend. Maybe some of you even tried out topcoder, if so good for you, I hope you had a fun go of it.

Well on to today’s topic, I have another program for you today, this one is simple, when run it takes a screen shot of the current desktop, then displays that image full screen. What this does is lend the illusion of a no longer working desktop. Try it out on your friends. To end this app just hit alt-F4 or control-alt-delete and use task manager. For that matter you can alt-tab out of it. But it is still good for a little chuckle.

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Boo

April 17th, 2008 | Category: Funny, Offense, Tool

Welcome back today, so if you have been reading for a little while you may remember the Shortcut Switch up! article.  Well this program, loving named Boo goes along well with that one.  Basically boo is a super annoying little version of boo the ghost from the Mario series of games.  You run him and he pops up on your screen and begins to chase the cursor.  Not so anoying in and of itself but if he catches you he makes more Boos.  I have however limited him to 10 Boos at a time since otherwise it could seriously chew up your system resources quickly. 

One more thing, the trick to getting rid of Boo is to turn caps lock on.  Then instead of making more Boos, any Boos that catch you will just die.

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